I wont keep this brief at all, as there was so much that happened this weekend i have to include everything :| Friday Woke up on the Friday morning sorting some last minute things on skype chatting to Chuffle and Hatchet. Next step.. on my way to Belfast Airport to meet the legend that is Mark "HatchetMan" Smyth. When i met Mark this time it was like we knew each other for years compared to Reading which was a new experience for us all. So skipping the flight etc. will move on to when we landed in Blackpool. Me and Mark grabbed a taxi to Norbreck where everyone was already. Soon as i got in the door we went straight to the ps3 end of things where we met all the usual heads from EUeS. introduced myself to the likes of Tibbz, Donsie. Rageblades etc who i had never met before. Didnt play in the FFA as i was 1 of the late arrivals. So took myself to the bar with Loveday, Jewell, Chuffle, Mark & Jewell and had a few pints. skipping on a bit, when the FFA and that was over we made plans to meet at Gremlinz apartment. Stocked up on booze and decided the Gremlinz apartment was where the madness was going down. Myself, Roberto Demon, Dave & Acid left from our hotel to meet the lads. I think myself and some of the Gremlinz lads were the only people planning on getting hammered well maybe Aaron aswwell with his secret bottle of vodka lol. Had a good nights banter and plenty to drink. While we were sitting there some baldy cunt came to the window beside me and said "you alright lads, let us in so i can make a few joints" in a Bo Selecta Mel B accent. Kind of reminded me like AJW with his shit talking. To which Aaron shouts " Whats your Kd m8? " the bald cunt didnt hear him so Rob kindly repeated " he said whats your Kd m8" the guy threw a wobbler and punched the window clean through. Anyway a few people shat there pants and we all decided to call it a night. Saturday After a late night at Gremlinz apartment we were up and ready to roll at about 9am. Went ot McDonalds where i seemed to eat every meal from the whole weekend. Big Macs all around!! We played our first game pretty early winning 3-0 V NTA. second game was about 3pm V the main men who are Gremlinz. After that game my mathematics showed that we were done for the day. So myself, Loveday, Phil, AJ, Mark & few others {Cant remember} went for 4-5 pints. Then i was informed we had to play Power lol, we got beat 3-1 by Power to finish the day. We hand around the Norbreck Hotel for a bit and had a few more pints. In doing so we completely fucked our night up. Myself and Aaron were looking to go pretty early but due to some people being lazy bastards we ended up staying until late. So we had no choice but to attend Gremlinz apartment for the 2nd night running. Due to the time, there was a severe lack of booze, although an irishman like myself always has something to tucj into lol. Had a few vodkas from Aarons secret Vodka stash, few of Lyalls Becks while Rob was drinking my warm Bud cans the sick cunt lol. Relatively quiet night but good laugh all the same. Sunday Had a bit of a lay in as we were not due to play Royalty until about 12ish in the semi final. But it was a cracking day and saying as apex.360 were out by this stage, Myself and Aaron were looking to forget about Norbreck anbd forget about playing LAN and go play football but that idea fell flat on its face :( We got beat by Royalty, fair play to them they did well on the maps they won, although credit to us, we played pretty well on couple maps aswell. Not sure what happened that whole day, but watching some of the 360 stuff was absolutley brilliant, we were glued to Infinitus hoping they would do well and in the end i think they finished 5th which is a brilliant finish and the lads must be proud of themselves. On to the night... We got out of the Norbreck at about 9pm i think it was. Myself, Aaron, Lee, Jake headed back to our hotel to pamper our noses and get ready for the lash session that was before us. Went to Tesco in which i found myself filling 2 baskets full of booze for the night which was about to unfold. We went to Gremlinz place and got on the lash wth about 30 people lol. Then another 10 or so came around and got us all turfed out., which was probably the best thing that happened... So.. I led the troops down to the beach for the rest of the night, plenty of beer and people in high spirits up for a laugh. The sunday for me, was what made my weekend. We all had a laugh from the very start with me and Loveday having pissing competition and me dropping behind people then some1 else would push them over. Just stupid banter but it was all good. Spoke to Lee, Jake, Josh, Dan, Aaron, Finch, Tech, Ryan and few others for most of the night. Honestly, hilarious night, with swan diving and re acting Richs 2 piece V power. Just stupid laughs but had me in stitches Monday Woke up pretty late as i was fucked... Went to Mcdonalds once again for a big mac meal Then as apex.360 lads left i went to meet Mark and Phil as i was travelling with Mark. We were walking around just to pass time and we tried to go on a donkey ride but we were told no, as Mark was 3 stone overweight, bad times :( Mark was looking for a cash point so i said i knew 1 at the front of our hotel, so when we got there some creepy ginger bastard came outside and chatted me up and asked for my facebook etc, scary cunt he was! After Mark made a dick of himself by falling off his suitcase we were on our way home and left Phil to pass time on his own. Just like to say thanks to absolutly every1 who attended Royalty lads ( Were with us most of the time and brilliant banter especially Rageblades lol) Skitlite ( Spoke to these guys from the off, bit fuming the lost, but still good lads ) Power (Good to meet Galvz, Wilzo and chuff again, but good to meet Keane for the first time) Gremlinz ( Absolute legends these lads are ) NTA (Sorry i didnt chat to you guys enough but spoke to a couple and were spot on) Infected (These guys were the youngest i think and seemed to enjoy the hype and buzz around the event, sound bunch this lot, Tibbz and Ants making an appearance on the boozing panel aswell) vD ( At Reading the vD boys were no where to be seen, but the bastards were out in full force this time. Nice meeting all the vD lads as last time we didnt get the chance) Big Shout outs 1st & fore most - Nexys dad, what a legend lol apeX.360, Lions 360, Dunc, Marky, Pred, McGee, Gav & infinitus who did very well in finishing 5th. Denty, Nick Mitchell, Super-ND My Team mates, Acid, Dave, Rob. Was brilliant weekend as i expected, sorry if i missed any1 out. See you all again :roll:
@Lyall - haha you got me back for the push on Phil, much respect, got hammered at my own game. @Crazy - Obviously, you spend more time on your hair than i do having a wank which cant be good lol
playing infected, the tears were dripping me in the domo Dave: "Potatoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Emmet "Potatooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" thats about all we said for about 30 mins looool
was good meeting you next time we'll go out properly, I'll be 18 then. Although you're fucking mental so you'll probs put me to shame haha
Jewell making a double appearance or maybe you were seeing double after those pints :P Was nice seeing you again, shame we werent out enough after the event in the night but I will be next time
